Praise and Worship

"Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him, and given him a name which is above every name: That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth; And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father."
Philippians 2:9-11

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

God is Like ...

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass . . . . it's about learning to dance in the rain.

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results.

God is like:

BAYER ASPIRIN - He works miracles.
FORD - He's got a better idea.
COKE - He's the real thing.
HALLMARK CARDS - He cares enough to send His very best.
TIDE - He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
GENERAL ELECTRIC - He brings good things to life.
SEARS - He has everything.
ALKA-SELTZER - Try Him, you'll like Him.
SCOTCH TAPE - You can't see Him, but you know He's there.
DELTA - He's ready when you are.
ALLSTATE - You're in good hands with Him.
VO-5 Hair Spray - He holds through all kinds of weather.
DIAL SOAP - Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did? (that one is my favorite)
U.S. POST OFFICE - Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.
Chevrolet. . . .the heart beat of America.
Maxwell House. . . Good to the very last drop.
Bounty. . . He is the quicker picker upper. . can handle the tough jobs. . .and He won't fall apart on you.

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